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Used to describe a person, place, or thing that is so old that it can be facetiously described as being older than baseball (circa 1846).
"Joe Paterno needs to quit as coach of Penn State."
"Yah, I know. That dude's older than baseball."
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This defintion rocks...My name is Jason ans I was born in '79. That might make me almost ancient, i guess, but I still get young pussy. I once had sex with an 18 year old and a 41 year old on the same day.
Girl, don't fuck him...He's older-than-Jason! You should just fuck Jason instead...I hear he loves to eat pussy!
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A day to appreciate to older sisters. Older sister who have helped your mother out by technically being the second mom get recognized.
Happy national older sister day sis!
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An insult towards your mother often used by 9-year-olds that waste their days playing fornite and watching Jake Paul.
Guy 1: That joke is older than yo momma
Anna: *cries hysterically*
Its a line but more life a philosophy, depending on your age, your rim size is larger than your age.
My whip is a new born, my rims older than me
I'm only 21 but my rims are 23's. -Original Line from me J.Feezy Jizzo Fortanel
A condition most commonly pertaining to young men wherein every female he is attracted to automatically kicks him to the friend zone because she thinks of him as an older brother. This often occurs when a girl mistakes being a gentleman or a nice guy for being a pussy. Some girls go so far as to designate these poor bastards as their go-to "Shoulders to Cry on" when they repeatedly get shit on by the assholes they do date. -See the film "Sexdrive"
"Dude did you get anywhere with her last night?"
"No man, she told me it will never happen cause I'm too much like a brother to her and she doesn't want to ruin our friendship. I must have Goofy Older Brother Syndrome."
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