Olga (Kit)

A woman who came down from skies to human-beings.

That person has wide and comprehensive world outlook.

Loves to drink pu'er tea, meditate, paint and watch sunsets and sunrises.

That person's glances, fragrance, touches and kisses are like a drug - unforgettable!

Someone: Have you seen Olga (Kit) sunsets in Baku?

Another one: Yes, I love it.

Olga

A vegan bitch who has to many opinions

Olga is a vegan bitch

Olga

Shrek's nickname

The word olga is shrek

Olga Geico

Are you Olga Geico because you are bad at teaching or are you bad at teaching because you're Olga Geico?

You may save up to 15% on your next car insurance deal.

Olga Geico: I do insurance so you don't do drugs.

Me: Yes

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Olga Goyco 2.0

Olga Goyco 2.0 aka Dobry Shippuden, is a secret Eurasian high society project initiated after the tragic passing of the OG great ape. If you happen to be an incoming student of Staten Island Technical Highschool, it's to your best interest to pray that you don't get her for russian.
Goyco New Eurasia 2084 brought to you by the who what when where why and the how.

Watch out, Big Dobry Shippuden is always watching...

Matt: Hey Mahmoud, I'm watching the Cheburashka movie on my new телевизор!
Mahmoud: Matt? That's not a телевизор! That's an Olga Goyco 2.0! It's watching you with her evil red robot eyes!
Olga Goyco 2.0: Mahmoud the foul, Mahmoud the feculent, you have absolutely no motion you stinky dookie boy . I went to your hood and they don't even know you. Embarrassing. Stay off these streets and keep in your lane дурaк *Fires evil Olga laser*. Be gone monkey!
Matt: Mahmoud NOOOOO!