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A combination of a Melvin and a Wedgie; front and back wedgie at the same time
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Dying in Roblox, but omega hardly, or when your gf breaks up with you.
Guy 1:
"My girlfriend broke up with me"
Guy 2:
"You took an omega oof"
Omega male in social terms is an outsider yet notable for distinction, someone worthy who does not conform to the existing peer hierarchy. It has been said that an Omega is someone of zero worth, as ethologist use Alpha, Beta and Omega in pack descriptions with omega being the lowest position. This has little to do with the socially developed human hierarchy originally used by sorority sisters in the united states to easily label males according to a set of hegemonically established criteria. For example if someone is described as the "Last word" in men, that would hardly be a pejorative description. To use Omega as a negative term is to fail to recognize that losers did not exist in relation to the thought process of the college/university girls who popularized this system, and as such get no mention at all. They only mention people who are socially significant in some positive way as to merit their attention.
Omega is a logical choice, when faced with the problem of describing people who are clearly not subservient to an alpha yet cannot be described as an alpha themselves, There is no set criteria for an Omega, the sole common trait is one of being a rogue social wander who avoids binding attachments generally rejects social hierarchy treating everyone equally based on personal judgment, and refuses to be drawn into tribalistic feuds between groups of people
He talk to everyone he's such an Omega male
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when the pwnage has reached such an extent that one cannot be pwned any more. the ultimate and final pwn.
guy 1: did you see joe?
guy 2: no, why?
guy 1: well, he went in to get his appendix removed and they got him confused with the transexual. now his outie is an in.
guy 2: omega pwned.
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The Omega Mongoose is the act of performing cunnilingus on a female, while she is on her period, and she is on the toilet having diarrhea.
She asked me to give her an Omega Mongoose, I told her no way!
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an omega gremlin is highest honour of all gremlins. to be considered an omega gremlin, is literally completing life. To be an ‘omega gremlin’, is to become one with god and rise above all other critters and creatures.
everyone strives to become an omega gremlin at one stage in their life.
Chad: an omega gremlin is literally my goal in life.
a fail to end all fails, there is no record of this ever used. it is so epic the world stops for that moment of pure incompetence (yeah i know that was a big word, deal with it)
OMfG! IT'S AN OMEGA FAIL!
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