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it's when you crack an egg into a woman's vagina then fuck her
i gave some Russian girl a Russian omelet
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A combination of sex and food.
When two people engage in sexual anal intercourse a lubricant is needed.
Egg Whites are a sutiable lubricant.
Now this special move works by break the egg over the anus entrance.
After the egg is broken, the yolk and egg whites are pushed into the cavity with the penis or object.
After the act is complete, the remaining egg that was in the cavity is placed into a frying pan.
The egg is cooked and eaten.
Thus you have a Denver Omelet.
Jessy made Nick a Denver Omelet after a crazy romp session.
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a sexual act, not unlike the "bangladesh bomber", or the "funnel cake", or the "potato salad", or the "shoeless camel", named for the result of the nefarious act.
so youre doing this girl so hard, when you realize youre really hungry. crack an egg in her vag and light up your bunsen burner. apply to vagina. after a few good pounds in her ass, your omelet should pop out. if done correctly this omelet should be in the shape of northern africa.
man, i was so hungry and horny. i just needed an algerian omelet.
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standard omelet but after you do it, you turn around and cut the cheese right in her face.
(varies on how big a fart; extra cheese, wet cheese,etc.)
I had to go to the bathroom, so instead of giving her the standard omelet, I gave her the cheese omelet with extra cheese
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The woman bends over from a standing position. The man partially chews a raw whole avocado and three raw eggs and a handful of grated swiss cheese. Kneeling behind the woman, the man blows the mixture into her vagina. The two then fuck vigorously, with the man cuming insider her. The woman squats over a frying pan and pushes the mixture out of her vagina. The man cooks the mixture and they share the omelet on a sunny patio with mimosas and fresh fruit.
Wow, I really enjoyed making the Monterey Omelet this morning.
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whatever you do, DO NOT SACRIFICE YOUR SCHOOL'S OMELETS YOU WILL HAVE A BAD DAY
but if you want a bad day, here's how to do it :)
1. put your school's gross omelet(s) on a table and surround them with rings (or other jewelry)
2. chant things that you want to happen
3. wait for your day to turn terrible!
my friends and I did this and we had a terrible day and had our own therapy session during PE class :)
Person 1: I really want something interesting and fun to happen today
Person 2: Oh I have an idea, we should do an omelet sacrifice
at the end of the day...
Person 1: My day was awful! Why did you recommend that! I HATE YOU!!!!!
the art of a man inserting his testicles into a womans mouth then she performs a rapid left-right motion
Yea, last night we were making an omelet. Its harder than it looks!
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