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Cracking an egg into an asshole or vagina, then fucking it until it's scrambled, thus making an omelette.
Alex: Gab, wake up!
Gab: Why?
Alex: I want a Swedish Omelette for breakfast!
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Whisking or scrambling eggs as one would with an omelette then inserting the mixture into one's asshole. The resulting mixture is then removed and prepared as a chocolate omelette.
I woke up yesterday and made a chocolate omelette with Becky; we had chipotle the night before so there was an extra spicy kick.
To quietly fart with an unwelcome liquid component.
Every time I eat at IHOP, I flip the omelette on the drive home.
A cum sock that is so crusty and so runny that you can crack it open like an egg and the rest of the jizz will pour out.
He's been single so long you know he's got an omelette sock under his bed!
The process of shoving an egg up a woman's vagina and proceeding to hit the vaginal area, thus causing the egg to break inside of her. Then one proceeds to slurp her yolky poon-tang.
Woman-"What would like for breakfast?"
Man- "I would like your sloppy omelette."
Woman-"One second, coming right down."
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A cheese omelette is when you jizzum into a girl's ear canal and then you fold the flap of her ear over. The jizzum will proceed to leak out of her ear, and it will look like a cheese omelette that is dripping.
"OMG you just cheese omelette'd that bitch."
"Look at the cheese dripping out of that omelette."
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When you take a squirrely poop on your boyfriends dick and then take a pan-fried egg and set it neatly on top of said poop. Optional: plop out a pearl from your anus for dick-tazzled charm and dickeration.
: I woke up next to my man this morning and I said "oh baby, imma make you a fancy omelette this morning."
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