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Hold my shit

Its when you take a shit but mid departure you realize that you dont have any toilet paper. So you have to stop and go to a different toilet or find toilet paper

I had to hold my shit cause i don't have toilet paper. Can i borrow some off you?

by The silent shart July 2, 2018

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


it grips my shit

A term that was first used to found a (my) website of the same name (the address I cannot provide due to the advertising nature that would be, unless the site will allow me to). It means that something really winds you up. When something does wind you up, it's refered to as "gripping my shit".. as if the said situation has grabbed you right in the ass and is gripping whats inside. If your refering to some-one elses problems then it's described as "gripping YOUR shit"

The same site is also the public founder of the "Shit List": Basically, a personal list of items/people combined that griped my shit.

(Bitching about some-one) "That girl really grips my shit"
OR
People that drive at 30 mph in a 50 really grip my shit.
(Talking to some-one) "What's Gripping Your Shit?"
"insert something that annoys you.. It Grips My Shit"

by Aaron Tuckwell June 23, 2006

35πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


My Shit Touching

It means your very hungry and it’s almost a feeling that your stomach is eating itself.

Charlie: I love to eat Chipotle.
Max: My shit touching I would go for some.

by Dontbeme3 January 22, 2022


hoeing my shit

When someone is messing with you or playing with you and or stalling on you.

Oh my gosh daniel wont take me out on a date he is β€œhoeing my shit”.

by Cherriosman November 25, 2017


loosing my shit

When one reaches a point of unexplainable frustration.

Jeanette called out for a shift she agreed to work.

"I'm loosing my shit with finding coverage!"

by Samantha Werewolf Brown December 1, 2017


Suck my shit

insult implying that you desire another party to ingest your fecal matter

joe: what's up fag
kris: ah suck my shit you puss

by Krispy Nilsen February 16, 2009

13πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


bust my shit

A) What i do when i skateboard

i.e. get hurt

Dude i busted my shit on a skateboard

by pwnz0r September 19, 2003

20πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž