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Blatant and obviously listening in to a conversation that you're not involved in, but aren't excluded from either. Used when admitting to listening in.
Similar to eavesdropping, but without the sneaky connotation.
I heard you mention the party so I started to over-listen. Do we need to give anyone a ride?
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Something you say to a group of people you don't like.
Listen up, shit-heads! Republican Nazi will grill your asses five times over with a grill and a spatula.
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A person who gets turned on by stomach growls
Stephanie: Im hungry...I feel like my belly is going to rumble
Carl: Can I listen?
Stephanie: Yeah sure.
Carl: *puts ear on Stephanie's belly*
Stephanie's Belly: *RUUUUMBLE!*
Carl: Wanna go to Mcdonalds?
Stephanie: Sure thing!
Carl: Can I listen to you eat?
Stephanie: Are you a belly listener?
Carl: Indeed I am
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Rather than movie WATCHING, movie listening occurs when two people have become distracted by each other during the movie and start making out, leaving them only the ability to hear the movie instead of see it.
guy 1: so was the movie you watched with that girl any good?
guy 2: I don't know, it was more of a movie listening deal, we only got to watch like 20 minutes of it.
guy 1: scoooooooooooooooooooore.
when a person doesnt listen well, for instance your telling a story and you can tell when the listener is fading from the convo...he or she may look glazed over or just respond wit 'mmm-hmm'
hey man are you even paying attention to me? you are mad light on listening.
People who hang near the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit, because they need to take a crap too.
Dude I couldn't believe it... I had a poop listener while I was pinching off a loaf at the Kum-N-Go. What the F*@# was he trying to hear my poop secret ?!
All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!
A person who routinely and compassionately listens to bitching and complaints from others.
Kandy is the bitch listener at her job, but it's making her weary so, she's training others to help.