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Pareto Optimal

When two guys work as a team instead of independently to hit on women; thus getting more and far better looking women than they would have apart.

See Wingman or Wingmanning

Working together, Kevin and I talked these two girls who should have been out of our league into joining us for an Eiffel Tower - it was so pareto optimal.

by Ryanatcollege May 15, 2005

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bombastic optimism

(n.) An unbelievable self confidence and sense of self-worth.

Churchill gave the British people bombastic optimism in the face of the nazis, which allowed them to ignore Lord Halifax, and continue survive the bombing raids of WWII.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

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optimal chickeness

When its been cooked to a perfect tenderness and the drumstick bone just slides clean out.

The chicken is good now.. but wait a little longer and it will be at its optimal chickeness.

by Miss Zombie February 27, 2011


Green Optimism

Act of succeedingly and repeatedly convincing or persuading people in your surroundings that their suicide would mean a great deal for the earhtly environement.

Dan : "Green optimism might be the end of your troubles .. and possibly more!"

by davesquicksh December 30, 2021


Pessimistic Optimism

When you thinking the worst will happen so when either it comes true or not, you either get the result you expected or you get delightfully surprised.

"How is Kyle so pessimistic and happy at the same time?"
"He is using Pessimistic Optimism"

by DiddlyYourDoos February 6, 2020


ungroomal optimism

Ungroomal optimism - when a single guy has undying optimism that he'll one day be the groom to the love of his wife/life. He can still be 100, as long as he's still living and optimistic!

The poor guy gets dumped more than a clown in a dunktank. He never complains around anyone about being single; he just has this ungroomal optimism about him.

by formattedfire3 November 1, 2013


Retro Optimization

Retro Optimization is a complex process of updating a website's archived content in Archive.org's Wayback machine to allow a marketer to promote current content to past consumers.

Based upon web 1.5 technology, Retro Optimization gives consumers the ability to get their hands on new products and services after they undergone years of trial an error prior to their initial development.

Thanks to Retro Optimization I was to sell more inventory in 2008 than I had previously sold in 2008 by updating the promotion we had in our 2007 marketing campaign. It worked so well, I'm going to have gotten a bonus for the improvements I'm going to make for last year.

by Pete DiMaio April 7, 2009

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