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it's a particuly freaky sex move, for it to work you need a really fat person to sit on youre face and then fling you using only his/her ringer. to latch on the fatty will need to spin around.
G sus: 'ohhh i have broken my body, last night my obese whale of a girlfriend gave mr the spinning orb'
Nan: 'shit, thats the most dangerous move in the world.'
A Fake French Nigga That Works at Wendy’s and Grinds Modern Warfare
My dad left just like Ice Orbs did
The very essence of Life on Earth and one of 15 Life Orbs in the universe. It is said whoever controls the orb will gain the ability to shape life itself on Earth. The origin of the orb is still unknown, although it is rumored to have been used by the gods to create life on this planet. There are many Life Orbs, but the orb of T'kketh is specific to life on Earth. T'kketh translates loosely to "To be kept on Earth", which has led to the belief if the orb is destroyed or otherwise removed from Earth, life on this planet would cease to exist.
The Orb of T'kketh shall be protected at all costs!
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that time traitor-fuckface donald trump went to Saudi Arabia
Marcy was scrolling the internet and came across a news item about Trump being in-debt to Saudi Arabia, which showed a pic of TFG holding a glowing ball. She called to her roommate, Diane, to come over. "Di, WTF? that looks like a seance!" and Di replied, "no, hon. that's Orb Fondling." they both laughed and went to lunch.
Not knowing Grandma had come for a visit and being stuffed with prune brownies, Carl burst into the bathroom only to spy her enormous, pendulous orbs.
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Another name for blue balls,
the dull pain caused by abruptly stopping sexual actions.
This is often used to sound smarter in front of someone who doesn't know better. Also used in front of women, so they don't catch on to what you are saying.
Friend 1: I just got Cerulean Orbs
Friend 2: Man! that sucks
Girl 1: What is that?
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the perfectly scrumptuous pair of eyes of an underaged boy
Did you see those Orbs of Pleasure on that young studmuffin?? I just want to serve those bad boys on a plate with some marinara sauce and go to town on them
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