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Those who enjoy the consumption of champange to the extent of your typical wino.
I never drink champagne.
Oh really? We are total champagne-os.
The Vell-os are descended from an Indian prince named Vell-os and his followers who left Earth 2977 years before the game begins, around 980 AD, using their telepathic powers. They now have sophisticated telepathic powers, which are assisted by their biomechanical nanites. Their nanites are produced by an additional organ, which is the only physical difference between the Vell-os and other humans. Among their abilites are thought-speech, mind-reading, confusion of minds, and the creation of projections of mental power which they use instead of ships and weapons. Vell-os and ordinary humans can interbreed, but the resulting child is always Vell-os.
The Vell-os were members of the former Colonial Council for several centuries. However, after they intervened and destroyed a Colonial Council expeditionary force sent to conquer the Polarans, the Vell-os were defeated and enslaved by the Council using mind control and anti-telepathic devices. They are now used as a weapon by the Federation, but live in hope of a future of freedom predicted in the Korrell Prophecy. Their storyline begins with a delivery mission to Earth found in the Mission BBS.
You are surprised to feel a tap on your shoulder as you exit your ship, and you turn to see the traditional long hair of a Vell-os standing some meters away off to your right beckoning you over...
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Silly little battles started by script-kiddies and is always started by: Micro$0ft sukz 4eva, linux is s0oo0o0 much better, oh yeah apple users are loserzzz.
Then someone comes on with knowledge of computers:
Actually if windows is so bad, how come its the most popular of them all.
Look people, in the past I have had or worked on apple lisa, windows 3.1, windows 95, 98, 2000, XP, red-hat linux and solaris so freaking calm down, go read a book, then come back and talk properly.
Script-kiddies suck.
Script kiddie 1: HAHAHAHAHA MY UBUNTU LINUX ROXORZ FOREVER, I WILL HACK YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC SOLARIS!!!111!1!11!!11111111
Programmer: I came here to talk about computers with people of the same interest, you probably don't have ubuntu, and probably can't even hack.
Script kiddie 1: HAHAHA URE SKILLZ R INFERIOR n0ob, j0o sukz and i Wil1 hackorz u wiv my skillz.
Programmer: Oh really, what languages do you know.
Script kiddie: HAHAHAH FOOOL I KNOW ENGLISH AND I AM LEARNING SPANISH IN THE NEXT TERM!!!!
Programmer: I meant a programming language.
Script kiddie: I ROCKZ T0O MUCH FOR ANY POOOR LANGUAGE, I WILL MAKE MY OWN WITH PEN AND PAPER!!!
Programmer: Good luck with that.....
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A Mobile Operating System made by Google.
VERSION LIST:
1.1 Unnamed 9 Feb, 2009
1.5 Cupcake 30 April, 2009
1.6 Donut Sep 15, 2009
2.0 Eclair Oct 26, 2009
2.2 Froyo May 20, 2010
2.3 Gingerbread Dec 6, 2010
3.0 Honeycomb Feb 22, 2011
4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich Oct 19, 2011
4.1 Jelly Bean July 9, 2012
4.4 Kitkat Sep 3, 2013
5.0 Lolipop Nov 12, 2014
6.0 Marshmallow May 28, 2015
7.0 Nougat August 22, 2016
8.0 Oreo August 21, 2017
Android OS is for Mobile devices.
Originated from the free game Crossfire from the person G-U-M.
N00B-Os is a type of cereal that are meant for the typical n00bz0r. It is very popular in the black market as it is illegal in Canada, USA, and North Korea. The reason why it is banned is because Steven Harper, Obama, and Kim Jong Il think that they are not the typical n00bz0r. n00bz0rs typically tend to eat N00B-Os for breakfast as they are the typical n00b. N00B-Os should not be used for anything else but eating breakfast.
"OMG YOU NOOB GO EAT N00B-Os!! ITS YOUR TYPICAL BREAKFAST!"
"N00B-Os! Perfect for n00bz!"
An individual who has no preference in operating system, and has numerous operating systems running on their personal computer(s) may be considered an os whore.
OS Whore: My media center PC has 5 hard drives, it boots Windows Vista, Windows Media Center 2005, Mac OS X, Ubuntu, Fedora, and Gentoo.
Innocent Bystander: You're a total OS whore.
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