oxymoron

when a chick's nice warm mouth is giving a guy dome with ice in her mouth to create a contradicting sensation in the genital region

Alex: O's that oxymoron felt so good last night
O's: Did your cum freeze when it hit the ice
Alex: No because the warm mouth contradicted the freezing ice thus creating an oxymoron and a great feeling

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oxymoron

A not-so-popular mixed drink. It consists of:

one shot of vodka
1/2 shot of lemon juice
one teaspoon honey

It is named this because despite the controdictory ingredients, none of them mask each other's flavor.

I had 20 oxymorons last night, at least I think I did...

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oxymoron

That one guy who can only oxy-weld and never tries to TIG, MIG or even Arc weld!

MIG: "Look at Jarred over there, what an oxymoron!"
TIG: " I know, what an absolute Oxidizer!!!!"

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oxymoron

A person who abuses the prescription painkiller OxyContin, also known as hillbilly heroin. A truly moronic oxymoron refers to OxyContin incorrectly as "oxycotton".

That oxymoron Jeff overdosed on OxyContin at a rave.

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oxymoron

A ridiculous comparision. Conjoining contradictory terms.

Example of Oxymoron
Unjust Law
Tax Return
Airline Food
Alone Together
Taped Live
Peace Force
Anarchy Rules
Affordable Housing

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Oxymorons

It's contradiction in a same sentence or a word.

Honest lawyer.
Nice ex wife/husband.
Cheap vacation.
Cheap gilfriend/boyfriend

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oxymoron

figure of speech combining two normally contradictory terms

(e.g. "tolerant LK", "correct LK",etc.)

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