Ozzie

Ozzie means the cutest guy who has the most amazing smile ever. He seems to be shy around new people but once you get to know him you’ll for sure fall even more deeply in love with him. Ozzie always knows how to bring a smile to someone no matter the subject. When he tries to sing it’s not the best but he thinks it’s the best and you will enjoy him singing cause it’ll be hilarious. Since his eyes are a nice shade of brown you simply lose your conscience . This guy is always on a lot of girls minds cause of how underrated he is.

You have no idea how cute Ozzie is😩

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ozzie

usually spelt aussie but ozzie will do, they are the greatest people on earth and you will find them with mad accents, and at a barbie with a VB or beer in one hand and a snag or four'n'twenty in the other. they always have plenty of sheilas and have been known to drive holden utes and the likes. greatest people on the earth. aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi

1 "g'day mate"
"shutup fool, you not ozzie(aussie) you dingleberry"

2"chuck another shrimp on the barbie"
"go away bogan, we want more snags"

3"nice beater mate"
"fuck off you fillet-o-fish"

4"oi, throw us another beer"
"coming right up, asswipe"

5"hey dingus, nice ute"
"don't touch it you anal leakage"

6"your an absolute skidmark"
"get out you poof"

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Ozzie

Ozzie, the man with the huge wallet and giant penis as he is also referred to, is by far the most intellectually sexual person alive. Lover of life, and women.

p1: WOW! that Ozzie gets all the ladies.

p2: Hells yeah.... it's not because of his wallet either, you should see the size of his penis.

p1: Is it like a horse?

p2: Oh no. it would make a horse cry.

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ozzie

an ounce of weed

Let me get an ozzie of that bubba

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ozzy

(noun) lord, sex god

A noun used to describe (or name) a person of supreme intellect, and all round ability in the field of life.

wow, Darin Shapiro, you are not far off being worthy of the name 'ozzy'

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Ozzie

Fat gluttonous retard. Used as a verb, it means you really messed something up in an irreversible way.

A: I just pooped my pants
B: You mean you just Ozzied your pants

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Ozzie

A knock off Jesus who will bend yo Pokemon cards after you beat him in COD ghosts. He thinks Fred's voice is hot and laughs at the word willy he will do anything if you give him a dong massage he only like one thing, his dog Pablo who strangled his hamster gary

God Ozzie why do you always throw a wrench at my new TV

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