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pinocchio dick

Pinocchio Dick is when you get stuck with a four hour erection because you lied to your girl friend about taking Viagra.

Bills wife was both happy and sad that he had a bad case of Pinocchio dick last week.

by tellitizaman September 11, 2010

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stinky pinocchio

When a man licks a girl's butthole, Sticks his nose in her vagina, and rubs her clit at the same time

Yea dude, I gave her the stinky pinocchio and she didn't know what the hell was going on

by firebirdyeadude June 8, 2009

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decimating the Pinocchio

Masturbating with a penis aka Pinocchio nose

Angela said he was off decimating the Pinocchio

by Phangela April 25, 2019


Pinocchio Nose

A really huge dick typically 18"

"Are you ready to ride my Pinocchio Nose baby?"

by JavaInk88 April 28, 2020

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Pinocchio fuck

A sexual act between a man and a women involving penetration of the vagina by the man's proboscis (nose). Usually suggested by a women seeking to dominate a man through mild suffocation. During this act it is not uncommon for the woman to cry out, "Oh yes... yes... lie to me big boy, lie to me!"

Wow I could hardly breath the other day when I gave my girl a Pinocchio fuck!

by Spankles123123 April 21, 2009

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black pinocchio

a black man who has an abnormally large nose and often lies a lot.

Mom: Hey Jamal come here please
Jamal: No mom I going to the shop
Mom: Ah ah no you don't you stupid black Pinocchio.
Jamal: Fuck off mom you dirty nigger

by BigFatAlan July 24, 2019

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Pinocchio Theory

According to Bootsy's Rubber Band, the Pinocchio Theory states that if you fake the funk, your nose will grow. This is later seen in Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk.

โ€œIf you fake the funk, your nose will grow.โ€ -Bootsy Collins, in "the Pinocchio Theory."

by DepecheMoses November 1, 2006

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