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Seven year itch that Vulcan males get in Star Trek, when they have to mate or die.
What's the matter, Spock, got your Pon Farr on?
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You have just entered the 9th circle of hell
Wait lele pons was in the teen choice awards 2018? Yeah these teens are high or something
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The Pon Festival is an Indonesian sex party help at the top of a sacred mountain Gunung Kemukus known as sex mountain, on the island of Java, during the festival people have ritualistic sex with a stranger, to attain good luck and fortune in the future, regardless of any marriage that may exist.
Following Pon, the same strangers must have sex another six times, once every thirty-five days, otherwise the good luck and fortune will never be obtained.
Are you looking forward to the Pon Festival this year?
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She is a viner.
She is not funny.
She is a latina.
Bet you didn't know that she's a latina did you
Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person2: to get to the other side
Person 1: Ew, stop being Lele Pons
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Pun on the word tampon. when ur wifes on her period. u use this expression
Hey guys have you met my wife. tammy. tammy pon ;p;
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Whan you have to go to the bathroom really bad, but there is no where to go, you stick a napkin or somthing on your butt incase of leakage
I am so glad i had that man pon on the bus ride or else i would have huge baconstrips.
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Traduce by the necessary formal verb plus on
I am on the phone - I deh pon de phone
The planet is on war - The planet deh pon war
Oh every second you are on my mind - Oh every second you deh 'pon my mind
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