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A male or female who is totally awkward performing sex. Someone who only practices the missionary style sex position.
A person who seldom if ever has any type of sexual activity or who has forgotten how to do it.
The Polish guy who hangs out at the local bar drinking his Polish vodka brags about his sexual exploits to anyone who will listen, but in reality is just a Polish Pornstar.
She talks like she is really a hottie sexually, but the old Hag is really just a dried up Polish Pornstar, who hasn’t had any sex in years
Any sad, pathetic git or slag who insists on jacking off or fingering themselves live on cam, or on performing a live, on-cam striptease, getting their cocks or their tits and pussies out live on webcam, while they're on Tinychat- (for the record, this shit's normally done while they're performing some ridiculous bloody dance, which they delude themselves into believing is sexy, when it's actually not!)
Oh, dear God, no! Not another bloody Tinychat pornstar! Can't no bugger on this bloody site just chat normally, without getting their fuckin' cocks or pussies out?!
Pornstar parking refers to a parking spot at or near the back entrance of a building. Similarly, rockstar parking is a parking spot in close proximity with the front or main entrance.
The main lot was full so I drove around back and scored a pornstar parking spot.
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Any person who criticizes porn scenes and makes claims that they would have been able to do better.
I was having tea the other night with Chester while we were watching the flick My Mom blows like the wind. When the mother started blowing the daughter's boyfriend, Chester said "that dude is a bitch, he can't even get a hardon". He is such an armchair pornstar.
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The mindset most common among skanks, sluts, hoes, prostitutes, pornstars, etc.
This may include.
. Lack of common sense
. making ones stupidity evident in everyday conversation
. obvious slutty nature
. magnetic attraction to boys and or dick
.lack of clothing
.underwear of choice includes thongs or none whatsoever
. priorities include drinking/ drugs and sex.
. lack of education
You: man I don't wanna hate or anything but that girl is obviously rocking with a pornstar mentality
Friend: for real? how can u tell
You: well i mean besides the fact that I can see her thong from here; she didn't even know that their were 50 states.
Friend: true plus she offered drunken handjobs to every dude up at the party last night.
* generally look for an slut to find a prime example of the pornstar mentality
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A hair style which of overly long hair and which also mostly has the hair arranged with clips, braces and tons of hair spray to tower high on the head and fall in a way that makes the appearance of being large in volume.
It's used to make the person appear taller and basically is the hair equivalent of of silicon boobs.
She's always going to parties with pornstar hair
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A mixture of Vodka and MDMA (Ecstasy), with a much higher ratio of Vodka. Usually 1 tab of MDMA per mickey (375ml) of Vodka. Has a much higher rate of success in acquiring sexual intercourse when consumed by the target female (or male). Thus the name "Pornstar in a Bottle" because it has the effect of making (usually women) have a very strong desire to fornicate.
Disclaimer: May be considered a "date rape" drink if you don't tell the consumer what's in it, but he/she will probably be so drunk and horny it will be you getting "raped."
Eg1: "Dude, I gave her some Pornstar in a Bottle, and she tore my boxers trying to get them off!"
Eg2: "He got me drunk off Pornstar in a Bottle, I couldn't keep myself contained.. It was the best sex I ever had!"
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