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Wrapping your penis in chain mail armor and proceeding to have both vaginal and anal intercourse with a woman.
That whore'll never have sex again. I gave her the angry paladin last night. That'll teach her not to cheat on me!
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Best vocation in a MMORPG called "Tibia" the status "Royal" is given after a gp payment to a npc after getting a premium account. This allows the character to have better mana and health regeneration, and also decreases stats and eq lost after death.
13:23 You see yourself. You are a royal paladin.
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the weakest form of world of warcraft life possible to play the game, considered weaker than the unfamous claimed "critter" class. often mocked by other players throughout the game.
Twilidragon: im a ret paladin woohoo!!, ret paladins rule =D ima raid in all these flab tastic dungeons!
Kitina: hell nahh keep it ralls up in the game u weak piece of hardened shit.
Lanii: ROFL WHAT A WEAK PALADIN, A RET PALADIN
Twilidragon: =( i suck
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1. When a knight in shiny metal plate armor takes his enemy and hangs him by his feet and then slits his throat and the knight stands underneath so he can get his armor painted red with blood.
King Arthur took a paladin shower after he discovered that Lancelot ravaged Guinevere's vagina.
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The level 12 paladin is the symbol of ultimate power. He is undefeated, and undefeatable. Not even a level 13, or 14 paladin can beat him, and especially not dragons. His main appearance was in a thread that started with this story:
Ye Gammingtothemax gathers his dragons and their dragon babbys. He planeth to use their awesome dragonness to conquer the world, for he is a dragon fanatic, and to quote ye Gamming "well there awesome." Gamming realizeth that being a dragon emperor warlord he need not know proper grammar nor spelling, for he truimpeth none the less. Leading his army of dragons, ye Gamming charges across ye lands of the Kingdom of Lesser Intelligence. As he and his dragon companions venture from land to land, they come across what seems to be a man. He is no normal man though, for he is the holiest of thy holy men - a paladin. He is not a normal paladin either, no, he is a level 12 paladin. The Dragon Emperor Warlord and the Level 12 Paladin stare each other down. Ye paladin tells Gamming that he is trespassing on his land, and also that his name is mispelled. Ye Gamming responds with a simple XD. The two continue to stare, preparing for what is about to happen...
Ye paladin destroys all of the dragons except for one, casts holy shield, and grabs GTM and has the last dragon engulf them both with fire.
An army of about 5000 level 60 dragons, warriors, warlocks, rogues, and mages once charged a single level 12 paladin. The funeral bill for 5000 graves was insane.
LvL 12 Paladin is above godlike in UT And well beyond Wicked Sick, we're talking never been fragged once.
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"Do you want to play overwatch? NO what the hell dude? Play Paladins champion of the realm
My cuddleboy. All mine! Mine! ^^
*Booken cuddles PKT_Paladin lotsa times
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