parkour

The act of pretending you are a child once more, in the fact that, the participants run around spastically pretending that the whole world is a playground. "Parkour" is the disguise used to excuse participants' child-like behavior.

"I'm thinking about doing some Parkour this evening. Wanna come?"
"Dude... there's a playground just down the block. Just spaz out there instead"

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parkour

1. Running and jumping, with some flips and tricks every now and then.
2.Amatuer ninjas,

That guy is parkour

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Parkour

The most badass activity in the world. Climbing, jumping, rolling, sliding basically, but cooler

Wanna go parkouring on the Effiel Tower bro

Sure

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parkour

Simply put, the most creative way to get from point A to point B.

Person 1: Who did you just see Jimmy jump off the roof and make a backflip?! He should be in a circus! What is that move called?!?

Person 2: It's parkour, dude. And he was just getting the newspaper from his driveway as does every morning. You should see how he goes grocery shopping for some real entertainment.

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parkour

when people that are meant to do gymnastics decide to do gymnastics outside and not calling it gymnastics because its not as cool sounding

-dude do u do gymnastics?
+no i do parkour
-difference?
+parkour is outside

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Parkour

An act of having sex with your partner in many forms such as: Mouth-parkour, Hand-parkour, etc..

I had a victorious round of Hand-parkour yesterday.

We had some crazy Parkour.

Will you give me some Mouth-parkour?

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Doomfist Parkour

A overwatch workshop custom game where you jump from diffrent places to complete a level.

person 1: you ever played Overwatch custom games?
person 2: yes i play doomfist parkour a lot!