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A penis that has a monsterous overhang due to an unfinished circumcision.
Due to his parrot dick, he was unable to release a full load in a single bust.
A surreal dud, con or fraud.
Probably the most famous Monty Python sketch.
A customer returns to a pet shop where he was originally conned into buying a dead parrot.
Regardless of the extremes the customer goes to prove the parrot is dead (he even whacks the dead bird off a hard surface) the seller insists the parrot is as still as alive as it was previous.
Also known as the blue parrot sketch.
"There's no use trying to sell that car to me. It's as dead as a parrot."
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Someone who leans heavily on a seated passengers shoulder whilst standing on a train.
'Hey man, are you a Train Parrot?'
'No'
'Then get the hell off my shoulder!'
When your lass lays her breast on your shoulder "boob parrot!"
Boobparrot me will ya, it's been a tough day. Oh yeah....boob parrot is the best...
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surprising someone that is seated by going behind them and dropping your penis on their shoulder
last night while my wife was watching TV i wanted some, so i gave her the pirate's parrot and asked for head
An alcoholic drink Captain Morgan's PArrot Bay. Has got to be one of the best drinks on the planet
Damn those people must have a date with the Captain tonight.
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The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.
Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.