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Among experienced chefs in the food industry, "pastry chef" may be used as a derogatory term for cooks or chefs who lack real industry experience but believe themselves to be of exceptional talent and/or are very attracted to the idea of high-level cooking or baking such as what would be done in a fine restaurant, often at the expense of fundamental skill or substance. A 'pastry chef' typically lacks the overall fortitude to properly perform in an industry kitchen or will become dissatisfied when they are not treated as being important to the operation of that kitchen.
"That kid quit after two weeks - He was a total pastry chef!"
Similar to a cream pie where a male ejaculates in a female's vagina, it's when a (typically larger) prison inmate rails his prison bitch in the ass and reproduces this "cream pie".
Bubba : come here pretty boy I hope you're hungry
Timmy : please no! I don't want another prison pastry!
To lick the outer lips of the vagina without the tongue actually penetrating.
The webcam site doesn't allow penetration in free chat, so the most Candie Cane could do to Paradise was frost the pastry.
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When a man has picked up an STD.
"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"
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To cum on a female midget's face and then throw her across the room.
I was in a weird mood so I gave her the Flying Pastry!!
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The end result of pulling out and squirting semen on your partner's ass crack making an anal pastry.
Michael pulled out of Price's ass and gave him an anal pastry.
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A delicious treat eaten only by the rich upper-class of 3rd World countries. A douche pastry is made from the remains of a virgin's first vaginal cleansing and is usually eaten with peanut butter and marinara sauce. Considered a delicacy by Hobos and crack whores.
The King of Kazkhstan delights in his morning douche pastry before beheading a rebel midget.
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