Patch

Patch/Pad/Beat Patch/Cut in:

A place in the countryside one drives to to smoke weed. Usually a patch of concrete or grass off road used during harvesting, hidden by trees/hedgerow in a farmers field. A good patch would have nice scenery, little mud and uneven ground, be discreet (no tyre tracks that can be followed and car can't be seen from road) and be able to cater for a few cars at once.

*If the farmer comes in his truck looking pissed off and with a gun tucked under his arm, run/drive/fly. .fast.

*Who are the twats that always leave munchie-rubbish everywhere? BAIT! Patchs are used by farmers too. .

*Having car lights on in the dark so people can see you on the road. .bad idea.

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Patch

A person with red hair accompanied by, but not limited to, red pubic hair. Usually pale skinned and freckled. Someone who looks like a walking talking Cabbage Patch Kid.

Jim: I saw a particularly grotesque patch leaving the church on Palmer St. the other day.

Mick: What was a patch doing in church? It's not like they have a soul to be saved anyway...

Jim: Word.

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patches

nickname given to an individual with patches or splotches in their hair, either from a bad dye job, irregular baldness, or natural depigmentation of areas on the scalp causing white hair.

Yo, look at patches, he looks like somebody exploded on his head!

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patches

a nickname given to an extremely hilarious girl who likes to play soccer and hang out with friends. Has a birthmark or "patch" some where or her face or head. Thus the name patches/

Look its patches! Look at her patch!!!

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Patch

Rages like nothing you've ever seen. Gets er done to say it nicely. Is known to throw up the horns (preferably the double) if the situation calls for it. A true born valley boy, reps the valley till the end. Always up for a little ass in the computer lab. If found in close proximity to a SHA, you can be sure he'll have BB.

Ladies, I just scored myself a DR boy; and not just any I got Patch.

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patching

when a man starts becomes so pussy wiped his penis fully retracts and replaced with a patch of hair

nick: you heard what happened to dave?

joe: what?

nick:he started going through patching

joe: ouch

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piece of patch

A phrase usually uttered by men, meaning "To get laid."
The "patch" refers to a woman's pubes.

As said by John Travolta's character in The General's Daughter: "Risking it all for a piece of patch."