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Santa Paula is a small city in California. But it is most known for its amazing citrus. Also known for most stabbings in US aka "Stabbing Capital of America."
Oh you're from Santa Paula? Where's your shank?
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Someone who is overly nice and encouraging about something/someone that clearly sucks
Don't pull a paula abdul - her dress sucks.
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When a chick is giving a guy a hand-job and he blows his load onto her wrist.
After a hand-job, I gave her a Paula Creamer.
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She is so fit and gets every boy a hard on. Her son Joshua is a smelly guy who has no friends and smells baddd.
Paula Hemens is a milf
Verb: To smear butter and maple syrup on a woman and then lick it off.
In a male context would by to Paula Dan with a side of sausage.
Amanda: Hey Jenny, why is your bed all sticky?
Jenny: Rob came over with an extra thing of Mrs. Butterworth's and gave me a Paula Dean.
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Verb. To Paula Deen something is to add more butter than the required recipe calls for, whether by accident or deliberately.
God Damnit, I just paula deen'd my cookies! Now I have to add more milk and flower to make them taste good again.
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Small, cute, and extremely talented singer and choreographer. Is now a judge on popular TV show American Idol. Has had several relationships that turned out badly in her lifetime but has finally found her true love in fellow judge Simon Cowell. Now if only the two would just freaking admit their love for each other!
"Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul are secretly dating!"
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