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the absolute, without a doubt, worst band of all time.
i heard a Pearl Jam song on the radio the other day and felt like shooting the DJ in the face for playing such shit
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When a male ejaculates on ones neck, thus making it look like a a pearl necklace.
I gave Suzy a Pearl Jam Necklace last night... and she loved it
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Instead of a pearl necklace. When your ready for the money shot, grab the bitch's head, and "JAM" the "PEARLS" down her throat!
Sally always short changed her boyfriend by never swallowing so he forced the Jam Pearls down her throat.
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Not unlike an Eiffel Tower, to slap high fives during a five on one gangbang, emulating the cover of Pearl Jam’s debut album Ten.
She was fucking five of us at the same time so we all slapped hands at once. We were totally Pearl Jamming her.
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When one male ‘Jams’ his testicles into another males rectum.
Oh Sergio… please let me Pearl Jam you in the bathroom stall…
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The only big 4 grunge band who's lead vocalist isn't dead.
Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam is immortal and not to mention he's a fantastic vocalist.
When you find out your friend, who loves Pearl Jam, likes when his wife jams a strand of fake pearls up his ass and yanks them out before entering him from behind with a dildo.
Last night Trudie Pearl Jammed me before hammering me with the Peony Push. It was so glorious.
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