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A peef is a noun to describe some who seems kinda sus and has zero rizz. They believe they are the alpha yet remain the beta. Also most of the time they are a retired horse girl. If you’re lucky you can convince the peef to gallop.
Damn sophia’s such a peef she’s got that level zero gyatt
Peef is the penis version of queef. A.k.a. a dick fart.
Guy 1: "What's that smell?"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I had to peef."
The practice of Peef is to have a case of such explosive shits that you rocket yourself through the ceiling. It also is when some one shits so hard they tear a hole in their pants or their toilet. The last person to have a case of Peef launched themselves into orbit and was hit by a Satilite, this tragic story is a prime example of why you should wish to never have peef, this is why you never want to go to Chipotle.
Damn bro I just had the biggest fucking Peef ever my house broke.!
Legit farting through your dick
"Bro I just peefed on katies butt when we were cuddle fuckin"