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1. an actress who can't speak a single understandable English word
2. a blank head who knows nothing but stealing someone else's husband
3. a spanish beauty who ages too fast
4. a woman whose nose and mouth are adjacent
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a really annoying person fron the amanda show who says please after everything she says
"Oh my gosh please where did you find that please?!?"
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An awesome character in a show called the vampire diaries. Takes no shit, and also is more powerful than her older siblings, despite her being the younger sister. Careful cares deeply for her friends, and the ones that she cares for, and is willing to go to lengths to protect those friends. Wise and is responsible for many things that her other, less responsible brother does.
"That's Penelope Salvatore. Think three times before you say something sus to her."
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Is when a man cums in a womans butt and she farts it in the guys face.
After anal sex my girl tried to give me a Penelope Sanchez.
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A seductive, sexy and beautiful actress. She has a cute Spanish accent and is incredibly hott! Penelope Cruz is a godess!
1) Penelope Cruz is a godess!
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.
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faithful wait by a wife for the return of her husband, who has been away for quite a long time. From Penelope, who waited for the return of her husband Odysseus from the Trojan War for the solid ten years.
She has been waiting for the return of her hubby from jail for the last nine years. It is like Penelope's wait.
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penelope garcia is the best person ever, she is in criminal minds. she is the most loveable person ever and she can do no wrong. everyone feels loved and safe around her
person 1: i think taissa farmiga is the best person ever
honey: false! the best person ever is penelope garcia 😁
person 1: what about jennifer aniston?
honey: no, it is only penelope garcia, and it will always be her