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used to describe the way a woman walks after a long night of sex; usually more common with virgins' first nights
Man, you should have seen her! She was a penguin!
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Imaginary. Like in Billy Madison.
Billy: Is that it daddy? Did the penguin put you up to this?
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Penguins are the best out there. They are fierce ninjas and will take over the world one day with Christa as their leader! Oh and they can fly, they are just merely saving their epic abilities for when they dominate the world. Penguin Domination!!
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A short, overweight female who waddles when walking. Common to be seen wearing exercise clothes that don't fit her. Typically preys on men with low standards and recently out of the military. Gets pregnant easily and sucks life out of innocent victim.
Did you hear about Pete? The penguin is 3 months pregnant, he should have listened to his friends.
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the sound a broken bone makes, when breakage occurs underwater.. slight accent variations occur between immersion in salt and freshwater, with the emphasis being on the "peng" in saline conditions, and a sharp uplift at the end of the word in freshwater.
"hey jeff i think ill jump off this bridge into that river.." !!PENGUIN!! "AAAHHHH MY LEG!!"
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A evil Artic creature that eats little children and then throws them up and eats them again and laughs. Also are flightless like the man-eating peigons in New York. And sadly cannot swim but has laser eyes. Likes to take long walks on the beach with different hoes each day. Most pimpin bird/carnivore ever.
Flightless penguin, eats children and all small animals, like man-eating peigons
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