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v. When a girl is in the company of hormonal, sexually frustrated men, with no other girls present, and the general conversation of the room keeps going back to her breasts, what she's wearing, etc., she feels singled out, or "penised".
Penising is all too common in the academic areas of computer science, maths and physics, for example, where there are very few women, and the majority of the men are incredibly sexually frustrated.
"I had to spend all day hanging out with a group of randy middle-aged women today - now I know what it feels like to be penised."
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Any festy looking peenie, unwashed or smelly peenie, peenie with cheese, male STD, secretions from the peenie, pimples on or near the peenie, or even just a really embarrassingly small peenie can be said as having penisitis.
*Please note, if a wang gets penisitis, it is then classed as being a peenie, not a wang* (Please refer to PEENIE)
"Oh my God!! Have you seen Andrew's cock? He has a nasty case of penisitis!!"
"Dude, you might wanna go see a doctor about that, it looks like you got penisitis"
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1. One who is infatuated with the penis or multiple penises, sometimes simultaneously.
2. One who enjoys randomly grabbing people's penises; faggot
"You are a penisizer"
"Would you like to be penisized?"
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When you wanna say something's negative, instead of
using words like bad , horrible , fucker , dumbass you use PENISAL because it's a substitution to all those words.
What penisal weather we're having.
My brothers being so penisal about everything lately. He needs to lighten the fuck up.
Stop being penisal and get vaginal , bitch!
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To keep sexual intercourse to its most basic terms the peniser is the "enterer" in the coital relationship. Can be used to describe a man in heterosexual sex, "the man" in homosexual buggery and the dildo weilding lesbian. All are covered by this term. The receptical of the peniser is is it's antonym the penisee.
Damn it Margaret, I'm the breanwinner and by extension the peniser in this relationship!
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what I do on the weekends
Guy 1: I'm tripping off of LSD
Guy 2: That's gay man, I'm tripping off of smoking penises
Guy 1: Yo that's sick dude. lemme try that.
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