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1.) noun: the object created when a man cuts his nipples off (because they are useless to men as they do not breastfeed) and puts them on a pizza as a pepperoni substitute
2.) The appropriate phrase to exclaim when one unexpectedly encounters pepperoni and is excited about it
1.) Michael bought a surgical scalpel on Amazon, prepared to add some dude pepperoni to his pizza this Friday.
2.) Dude, pepperoni!
A food invented by an Italian cook in West Virginia so coal miners could have an easier meal down in the dirt.
“ The only food I’ll ever touch in school are their pepperoni rolls”
Is a sexual act when a Italian male or female naws or licks their significant others nipple for an extended period of time.
I heard Alessandra is a pepperoni lover if you know what I mean
This is a euphemism for being in the middle of sex. Can also be used for being in the middle of eating a piece of pepperoni or pepperoni pizza, although this is far less interesting
Dude, I was mid pepperoni and then out of the blue she grabbed my nuts. It completely ruined the mood.
When a woman inserts her erect nipples into the man’s asshole. Ice is permittable in achieving this move.
Stephanie gave me a muddy pepperoni before you got here, so needless to say I’m ready to party.
A sad sack of shit Pepperoni from Domino's pizzeria, both literally and metaphorically. First iterated in the streets of Brooklyn it's when a rat becomes encamped in a homeless man's sock looking for foot cheese and is consumed whole in the skin of the sock resulting in an encased turd that's then log-split and distributed on Domino's "specialty" pizza.
Man, gross. There appears to be a whole rope of Brooklyn Pepperoni serpentine about the sidewalk of which where I am walking here.
Big, red and often times irritated, scabby nipples.
It is important to note that those afflicted with 'pepperoni tits' have a penchant for going shirtless while wearing tight shorts. They also tend to sport very unfortunate haircuts.
Dude, why is Alan Roberts always showing off his pepperoni tits during gym class?
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