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Culturally superior
Ancestors of Europeans (The Persian language is an Indo-european language that branched off from the same language as some Europes today)
Arian (Iran comes from Arian)
NOT ARAB
A Persian has or will beat you in a sport, a test, university entrance, and the job market.
From Pars tribe
Persians are the most successful minority group in the US:

"According to the 2002 census, Iranian-Americans are the most educated minority group in the US: 69% hold bachelor degrees or above and 28% hold graduate degrees. Iranian-Americans are the founders of some 380 major national firms, and CEOs of more than 550 national companies, many of them among the Fortune 2,000 companies. Our total contribution to the US economy is estimated at more than $600 billion."

by Maryam January 16, 2004

195๐Ÿ‘ 217๐Ÿ‘Ž


persian

A hairy, sometimes intelligent person with an innate capability of finding bargains. There exist two types: those with money and those without money; and, each type can be recognized by the year of their mercedes or bmw--those with a car older than 10 years have little money, and those with a newer model are fairly well off. They may also be characterized by their religious impiety, and like Jews, constantly break the laws and moral dogma of the Koran by partying, drinking, having sex, and, most shamefully, dating.

--That car has four BMWs in the driveway!
--I know, they're Persian.

Or

--Jesus, that man has so much chest hair!
--I know, he's Persian.

by Reza April 1, 2005

175๐Ÿ‘ 195๐Ÿ‘Ž


persian

Unfortunately Persians as well as everyone else from the the middle east are now the "next" black people. all people are now using deragetory words against persians and middle easterners.

towel head

sand nigger sand nigga sand-nigger sand-nigga sandnigger sandnigga

dune coon

dot head

camel jockey

those are just some racial insults against middle easterners, indians, and persians

by aguynamedandy September 25, 2005

235๐Ÿ‘ 269๐Ÿ‘Ž


Persian

A race of people known as the original "Aryans". Persian refers to someone from Persia; or modern day Iran. Located in central Asia, Iran is the only non-Arab, non-semetic country in the middle-east. The country's name was changed during the reign of The Shah, (during WWII) at Hitlers advisement that it was better suited, meaning "Land of the Aryans". Hitler had close ties to Iran and regarded the Shah a close friend and ally. Through his many excavations researching Aryan history and genetics, he had come to learn that the persians (i.e. Iranians) were very much Aryan, and interestingly, a race much similar to the Germans. Since the overthrowing of the shah in 1979, The Persian Gov't. has been under the siege of islamic rule, and its people imprisoned within its religous dictates...
The persian population in vast majority stands divided against an Islamic/Muslim rule, and remain hopeful that the day is near when they can finally close the chapter once and for all on this gray, and oppressive period in their history...

The persian community is strongly opposed to an Islamic/Arab Gov't.

by Roxy88 March 16, 2006

63๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


Persian

An INDO-EUROPEAN people who rejected paganism for Islam rather than Christianity. Nowadays Iran is just that one place in the middle east that hates terrorists. (Seemingly unknown to America )

This is MADNESS! BLASPHEMY! - Persian Royal Messenger

by Russianarsonist February 7, 2016

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


persian

A typical persian(from Iran, prounounced eeron, not i ran) is always late to everything, lives in a nice area (like Beverly Hills), drives a Mercedes or BMW, has a lot of money. Often times, persians have accents that inhibit them from properly pronouncing the letter "w," and therefore they replace it with "v". Persian guys are known to be hairy on every part of their body except the top of their head, and wear a lot of cologne. Persian girls are very "clicky" and tend to dress in all black black. Brand names are a MUST. Also, a typical trend is the older they are, the blonder they are. It all starts with highlights, and then turns into blonde! (only for some persians...typically persian girls.)

PS most persians want to go to UCLA and become doctors or lawyers or successful business men/women.

by Navid - Da IzRaNiAn March 1, 2005

103๐Ÿ‘ 130๐Ÿ‘Ž


persian

People, who have the best life-style, (sitting on hand-crafted rugs, sipping tea and eating bread and cheese)

Also many are extremly rich, basically owning half of the united states, and controlling the Royal Family of England.

Damn look at that house, must be owned by a persian. Oh my god this whole place is Persian.

by Johnny John John June 7, 2003

121๐Ÿ‘ 157๐Ÿ‘Ž