when your finger blasting two birds at the same time with hands like spiderman whilst shooting your web over their face.
"I pulled off my first Peter Parker last night, safe to say the funeral was very awkward #sorrynan"
i don’t know who this man is!
person 1:have you heard of this random guy called peter parker?
person 2:no who the hell is that?
also known as big man tommyinnit
“i’m just like him really, i’m peter parker!”-tommyinnit
a smol bean, the definition of deserved better. he's a snack, hes a cinnamon bun and he could kill you with his puppy dog eyes.
amen hes the child we all have without knowing. PROTECT AT ALL COST.
i larb him
person 1: did you see that guy over there. omg hes so cute
person 2: omg for sure a peter parker
person 1: what no. nobody deserves that titel. theres only one Peter Parker uwu
Who?
Person 1: I met this guy named Peter Parker
Person 2: Who?