Rural Dictionary

Phelping

The physical act of orally removing water from a partner's anus that has been forcefully injected due to an unskillful and unclenched cliff jump.

After Veronica jumped off that huge cliff with her unclenched buttocks, Mark was phelping her for 2 hours just to get it all out.

by splattersday February 19, 2011

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Phelped

Refering To Michael Phelps.
When Someone Unexpectedly Beats You In Something That You Are Bound To Win.

-Did You See Phil Lose In The Last Seconds Of The Game?

-Yeahh Mike Came Out Of No Where And Beat Him.

-Dang, He Just Got Phelped.

by Phelps Wifee. August 16, 2008

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as a verb, to completely scramble the intended message of anything in a jaw-droppingly stupid way. Usage: past tense: phelped, present tense: phelping

as a noun, one who performs the actions of the verb. Usage: to be a phelp. calling someone a phelper is also acceptable.

Rick: So I told Julie about the shooting at that nursery school where all those toddlers died and she phelped, saying it's because Eris and Pluto want her to color her hair Cheshire Cat Green even though The Flying Spaghetti Monster forbids colors other than Prego Red and Kraft Nuclear Orange after Samhain in the Fourth Dimension squared with a cherry on top.

Mickey Mouse: That's fucked up dude. She's a true phelp if there ever was one.

Freddy Krueger: I told you that bitch crazy, yo.

by Derek C. Peavey October 4, 2006

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Phelped

To be beaten in the last second in a competition while leading. Named after Michael Phelps' victory over Milorad Cavic in the 2008 Summer Olympics 100m Butterfly race, with a time merely 0.01 seconds faster. Phelps had never taken the lead the entire race until right at the finish.

Mario had the lead in Mario Kart DS, but right before the finish line, Luigi was drafting Mario's cart and phelped him for the victory.

by Phelps_Is_God August 18, 2008

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