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A term which means absolutely nothing.
Coined by the film "Chickenbone" to critique the nature of media in the 2020s where an unprecedented amount of information, celebrities, and internet trends became relevant without any real meaning or worldly importance behind them.
The name can be attributed from the appearance of a chicken bone can fake out a dog believing it is about to gnaw something that is safe for them. Or how one might snap a chicken wish bone for good luck, but for a nihilist, means nothing.
Have you seen the new Pillsbury Chickenbone?? Drake just tweeted about it on X!
The Pillsbury Dough Bitch is a thot, not a slut. She is virgin and def not pure. She is 5’3 and about 150lbs. She is super white has huge fucking thighs and her tits are pretty big too. She don’t have hips or an ass but she got a good hourglass. The dough bitch is pretty chill and likes to eat sweets and break but sugar hurts her teeth and she’s gluten intolerant.
Damn. That Pillsbury Dough Bitch seems to be lacking cake. But not dumplings. That’s for sure.
Getting your belly button filled up with multiple jizz loads
During my gangbang everyone gave me a pillsbury showdown to see who could fill my belly button up first
A term used to describe a female who is really fat/obese and dresses in VERY unflattering clothing because she thinks she looks "sexy", namely ripped jeans so when she walks in public her legs look like cans of Pillsbury biscuits popped open with the dough is spilling out
1. "I looked outside the window and saw three Pillsbury Dough Girls walking by. Nothing was left to the imagination, and I am scarred for life."
2. Me: "Laquisha, don't wear those jeans."
Her: "Why the hell not?"
Me: "Your legs look like two cans of Pillsbury biscuits that were burst open and your fat is spilling out of the rips. Don't do it. Please. Spare our eyes."
Her: "You bitch"
Me: "You Pillsbury Dough Girl"
A term use to describe a heavyset person's unintended exposure of a protruding abdomen; a similarity between the dough that comes out from a fractured cylinder can of Pillsbury® Biscuits and the protruding abdomen.
"Hey look at that guy's belly, he's pillsburying."
"Man I am so fat in this picture, look I am pillsburying in this one."
"I better tuck in my shirt so not be seen pillsburying this crowd."
The pillsbury scale is the level of attractiveness of an individual's abdomen based on how much their belly button inspires you to poke it.
The scale is mostly a phenominalogical experience and as a consequence has yet to be concretely defind.
Jerry is ranking high on the pillsbury scale today.