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Johann is a Pakistani/Spanish 4 foot 3 Jewish niger. He always has the temptation of eating Manon's ass, and on his off days he jerks off to videos of Adam Chomic's cat, he is a mix of Jew and Muslim, although he was Christian but realized that its a bs religion and Jesus is my daddy and never existed. He also is a male that fractured his bicep but lied about it to be cool, he was fingering Lavanya and suddenly broke his shoulder.
Stop being a 'Johannisburg Pinto
Female version of poppin a boner. A female woody. Engorged Clitoris.
See: Clorge.
ZOMG becky, I'm totes poppin a pinto right now. Can I borrow your dolphin?
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Describes a fully grown boy that is just about to reach adulthood. Although sadly the penis that belongs to The "Joe Pinto" has not yet fully matured and is probably around 4 inches in length.
A "Joe" Pinto will usually be around 17 years old but have the penis of a 7 or 8 year old.
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The act of using Nick Hart brand pliers to remove excess pubic hair. Generally referred to the inhabitants of the almost extinct Pinto tribe that has come to near extinction by chocking on excess pubic hairs. It is so hairy that the happy trail becomes a happy tropical rainforest. The last members of the Pinto tribe reside in Northern VA.
yo! that bitches poon tang looks like King Kongs ass, i call for the ana pinto manuver!
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Simply put, in order to be a pinto beaner, you must be a fair skinned Mexican. You are a hybrid between Caucasian and Mexican.
Juans skin is light for a Mexican, so I call him a pinto beaner.
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Noun:
Describes a fully grown boy that is just about to reach adulthood. Although sadly the penis that belongs to The "Joe Pinto" has not yet fully matured and is probably around 4 inches in length.
A "Joe" Pinto will usually be around 17 years old but have the penis of a 7 or 8 year old.
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Peter's life was in the shits, he was just layer off from work, his wife left him and his house was foreclosed on. So Peter bought a Ford Pinto and drove it on inner state 80
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