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A tasty nut that some people can't eat coz it gives them gas.
"I wish I could eat pistachios but they give me gas :("
Pistachios are bait used by naughty naughty people...
"He got offered pistachios, he's never been seen since.
Alyssa Pistachio is an amazing person to encounter in one’s life. When you first see her, you’ll think she’s a quiet person. However, when talking to her off guard, you’ll find out a lot of similarities with her and become friends. Later on in a couple of months, you’ll talk to her more and more and become closer as friends. She’ll being you joy, happiness, and many more qualities in your life. She’s not only giving you qualities in life, but the purpose of having a genuine person in life. This is why Alyssa Pistachio is the best Alyssa to ever be encountered with!
Alyssa Pistachio is a pistachio nut
When you have a tasty pistachio and have another one and are disappointed because it's not as tasty!!!!!
That's so good I'd better not have another, that's the Pistachio effect!!!
Another way of saying "taking the piss" which means "are you serious?". This phrase came from the Irish television show, "Damo and Iver".
Friend: *does something stupid*
Me: Are you actually taking the pistachio?!