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CONSUME THE TORTINOS PIZZA ROLLS JOHN BRING ME MY LASAGNA JOHN
When you put a microwaved pizza roll into your mouth and it’s too hot, but instead of spitting it out you just hold it into your mouth while your inner cheeks slowly melt
Chris was in pizza roll hell when he stuck a piping hot pizza roll into his mouth before it cooled
the most prized and precious thing on planet earth. sacrifice you life for them.
“I didn’t mean to hurt that family, Officer, but they took my pizza rolls”
Another Common Ithaca term for girls who's vagina is still on the clock
Guy 1
Hey man that pizza roll was a solid 10.
Guy 2
Bro my pizza roll was a solid 3.