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A vegetable in American public schools
Monday: carrots
Tuesday: cabbage
Wednesday: pizza
Thursday: broccoli
Friday: corn
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A circle of five or more lesbians eating each other out while a guy takes turns fucking each one.
That lucky son of a bitch got to ave pizza last night
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A Brazilian common expression to something that would take serious consequences to someone's malpractice or misbehavior, but due lenients laws, con officers or politics, the guy slips away unpunished and free.
The inquiries and proofs were against that politician, but his colleagues let him free of charges..."They turned out to pizza", or in Portuguese: "Deu em pizza."
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1)One of the most popular foods in the US 2) A slice of hell that if you eat too soon after removing it from the oven will burn the crap out of your whole mouth.
1) Clay: Omg I just LOVE pizza, it has to be the best food ever!
2) I just burnt my mouth on pizza, it hurts...bad FML
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a gift from the gods. no one knows why ist so delicious. many have tried...and failed miserably. others have also tried...and SUCCEEDED!!! you can live on this food since you can always change the delicious ham and pepperoni to boring vegetables.
dad: sonny we have pizza today. sonny:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(heard from outer space)
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That thing you eat when you have nothing better to do
I just binged on pizza and Netflix last night
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