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Poland, a country whose inhabitants claim itβs the best country in the world, if Poland is sooooo great, why is it since Poland joined the EU in 2004 experts believe anywhere between 500,000 to 2 million Polish people have left Poland with the majority moving to the UK?!?!? That tells me that there is something seriously wrong with Poland if so many people leave so quickly.
Contrary to popular belief, Polish or for that fact Eastern European women arenβt the most attractive in the world. They are no more or less attractive than those from West, North or Southern Europe.
Poland is so great.
How can it be if you want to leave so quickly?
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Poland is best known for its range of smoked meats, cured fish and the booming trade of sexual minors.
Prostitutes retire a at the age of 12 to work in one of the many sausage factories that dot the country side. It is at this stage that Polish females gain most of their 'winter weight', before they make the slow transition to a 'breeder'. Females who have reached the breeder stage are expected to give birth to no fewer than 8 children, all of whom will be blessed with certain forms or retardation.
Polish women are owned by a male or "Sausage Dick". The male is responsible for the sexual abuse of his children. Only when the children are strong enough to rape their father are they permitted to leave the family home and start their own families. Often, children of the same family will interbreed, ensuring that strong bloodlines continue for generations.
The Polish people are responsible for some of the greatest innovations in human history. The Poles actually invented the wheel of cheese before inventing the wheel, they also pioneered the cheese filled cheese.
Polish humour has a reputation that stretches far beyond its borders. Common themes of polish humour include rape, rape of minors, rape of livestock and rape of one's mother.
Poland also invests heavily in future national development. A swimming pool was recently dug in the capital city of Warsaw and the polish space programme made the recent purchase of a small minivan in relatively good condition.
A traditional Polish Joke:
POLE 1: I've killed so many jew's id rather be raping my daughter!
POLE 2: Not if i rape my daughter first
A typical Polish Conversation:
Polish Rapist 1: Poland is the greatest nation on the planet.
Polish Rapist 2: Yes it is!
Polish Rapist 3: Hey, whats going on with you guy's.
Polish Rapist 1: Not much... Wanna rape something.
Polish Rapist 2 & 3: Yeah sounds good (High-fiving)
Polish Rapist 3: Hey, can my cousin come... HEY PETER!
Polish Rapist 4: Hey fella's i'm Peter.
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It somehow manages to survive, even tho France didnt want to help Poland because French people are too scared and fat americans were too busy eating eachother
-Ay bro i just visited Poland
-Whats that i forgot
-Co ty pierdolisz nie pamiΔtasz?
-Sorry i am a fat american
-fuck off
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The most famous prostitute in Europe.
Poland was gangbanged by Germany and Russia
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Poland is the best country in europe u will ever find. Screw france and italy, go poland. U will find the best food and the best people there. The best way to spend your holidays is to go to poland.
βWhere should i go for the summer holidays?β
βGo poland, the beaches are amazingβ
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The kind of haircut young Polish men have. Not quite a skinhead, not quite a crew cut. A Polander.
"What will it be, sir?"
"A Polander, please"
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Wonderful country in eastern Europe. Good food also. Some of the most intelligent people I know are from poland. Very nice country.
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