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the quote-unquote "refined" art of speaking, often for long periods of time, without actually saying anything.
Democrats and Republicans alike are masters of the art of politics.
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Well it's like this.
Freedom is a log with a giant cross-cut saw laying acrossed it.At one end of the saw are the Democrats and at the other end are the Republicans.The Democrats pull it this way and the Republicans pull it that way.They keep this up until they've sawed the log in half.Then they go back to their Satanic occult black lodges and gay anal eachother cause they are faggots.
Freedom is just a word they used to take your freedom away from you.
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The Canadian version of Pilates. A system of exercises designed to improve physical strength, flexibility, and manners.
Excuse me there, eh, I'm terribly sorry, didn't mean to rush you so rudely, but I may be just a wee bit late for my Polites class.
A form of “opinion” where someone shares how they feel of how a certain thing should be handled, then to be ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DEMOLISHED INTO DUST BY 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS WITH BLUE HAIR that suppose that their opinion is objectively correct.
“Hey Brian!”
“Oh, hey jimmy! Did you hear what they said on Fox News?”
“what”
“did you hear what they said on fox news”
“…”
“Jimmy?”
“y-you must d-d-die. How could you ever watch something I don’t, I have rightfully decided that you are automatically a racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, and a fat shamer”
“how the fuck does that make any sense”
“Because. Brian. I don’t like it when someone has a valid opinion. we’re not friends anymore”
“What the fuck, I just asked if you heard what they said how does relate in anyway to politics?”
“ur mom”
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Something in the old days never talked about publicly but today is usually diverted from any topic up to and including puppies, tits and fried fish.
I really like the way this flower smells.... unlike the stench of Maobama. Im not talking about politics, im stating the truth....about roses.
A clusterfuck of clashing personalities and beliefs.
Person A: In Politics, no one can be wrong or right.
Person B: That's bullshit! Vote (insert preferred candidate).
One big mid-life crisis in which rich, balding middle-aged men compete for the approval of their nation in order to distract themselves from the fact that they are over the hill with no way of going back as they quickly tumble towards their death. The winner ends up in office being used as a puppet for his party to push their agenda while the loser retires to mediocrity and Rogaine.
Politics is a huge battle over who has the best hair and the most money... And political idealogies and crap like that, but who cares about that.
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