Places or homes that have features of poop such as a brown/green color, slimy texture, pungent atmosphere, etc. Also used to describe locations in third-world countries.
"Damn, yo crib smells like shit. You live in a mothafuckin' pooey bungalow."
When a lady has had several drinks to make her almost intoxinated she heads to the toilet to have a shite. In the process of having a shite, she wipes the alternative way and in the process gives her a pooey minge.
I was out with Rhonda last night and accidentally gave myself a pooey minge in the lochside bogs