poog

pog, but caveman style, and more pog

friend: pog
me: no this is more of a poog moment
friend: ok sorry POOG

Poog

Something that is not pog.

The addition of the poo- prefix transforms pog (play of the game) to something shit.

"Bro I just dropped my ice-cream!"
"Whoa man! That's poog"
"Wow thanks for understanding brother!"

The Cult of Poog

A cult that religiously follows Poog's code, which is basically 'Poog do no harm'. I have no idea where Poog came from, but they are the most wholesome being to ever exist (shut up you'll agree with me). The cult of Poog often protects them at all costs, and basically praises the fact that Poog is the sweetest being to ever walk on this planet. I'm not kidding.

Person 1: Poog do no harm.

Person 2: WTF Allison? You again?

Person 1: Join the Cult of Poog.

Person 2: ...