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Poots

poots means sex

are you rooting for a pooting?
are you wanting sex?

do u fancy poots?
do u fancy having sex?

by baby92 May 25, 2009

30πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Poot

noun.;The sound a honda civic makes when accelerating.

hey, thats the sound my car makes!
*hits gas peddle*
poot-poot-poot...

by Jaren November 26, 2005

20πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Poot

A female fart or one of light and airy tone with mild smell.

She couldn't have farted, because girls poot!

by warewoof September 11, 2003

22πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Poot

The act of pushing out a toot too hard and a little poo slithers out of your bungole.

Don't you hate it when you're on a date then you try to let out a harmless fart and it turns out to be a poot.

by BholeItaliano July 11, 2011

11πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


poot

A person of lower intelligence, more specifically a buffoon.

"You're such a poot!"

by K - Dizzle October 1, 2006

19πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


poot

Poot is the slug-like pet alien belonging to Kreeblim from Bruce Coville's novel "My Teacher Fried my Brains." Small, furry, and with eye stalks and no skeletal structure, it is reminiscent of Star Trek's tribble.

He cuddled his pet poot.

by Peter Murawski March 23, 2005

15πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Poot

A poot is one of them wind/silent farts
*Pffffft*

β€œI just pooted”

β€œThat was a funny little poot”

β€œYour poot stinks!”

by urr mums bum January 5, 2022