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Little shits in your mouth that go boom boom
"Holy fuck those pop rocks had my mouth on fire"
Also known as poser rock, mall rock or fake rock, this non-rock genre is characterized by a strong commercial appeal, with emphasis on professional songwriting and recording craft. Pop rock was created by bored, moronic suit and ties at record labels, radio stations and MTV letting everyone clamor onto another phony genre. Pop rock is typically characterized by the following:
1. Lame pop melodies screamed by women, so-called "country" rednecks who sing corporate pop, gay boys or pseudo-sensitive yuppies who have no historical knowledge of rock and roll and think that's what they are when they're not even close.
2. A complete lack of any talent or difficulty.
3. Queen, even though they're a good band with godly album tracks.
4. Pointless lyrics, along with a lack of passion, artistry, subelty and intelligence.
6. Pop punk or emo pop/mall emo bands.
7. Jangly, treble-heavy, droning, bright, twangy "DING-DING, DANG-DANG" riffs that are played on repeat.
8. Artists being stuffed under "alternative rock" by the media so record companies can put out as many clones of lesser-known or often-feared genres to be consumed by the masses.
9. Post-grunge or over-commercialized modern rock.
10. Melodic metalcore and electronicore. Both of them. No exceptions.
11. Modern heavy metal bands like Helloween (post-Metal Jukebox), Metallica (post-...And Justice For All), Hammers of Misfortune, Judas Priest (post-Demolition) and Avenged Sevenfold.
The Beatles, The Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, Suicidal Tendencies, Bad Religion, The Misfits, Black Flag and The Ramones are all rock bands. Avril Lavigne, Elle King, Pink, Hilary Duff, Kelly Clarkson, Imagine Dragons, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers and Weezer are all pop rock.
The most delicious way to die.
Nobody saw her after she ate Pop Rocks with soda
To get an erection.
Person#1: Did you hear what happened to Jim today in class?
Person#2: Yeah I heard he got a boner during a presentation.
Person#1: Yeah poor boy sure did pop a rock in front of the whole class, even the teacher saw it.
Pop rock candy used in the girls mouth during a blow job
Hey babe lets have a pop rock party.
A girl who enjoys using pop rocks while being vaginally penetrated.
M: She put pop rocks in her vag bro.
D: Oh so she's a pop rock girl
When you have gas, but you're trying to hold it so hard that you end up making little pop-pop-pop noises as the gas escapes. It’s essentially the popping sensation that you get when you put pop rocks in your mouth, but its from the other end.
Hey bro, what’s u…whoa. You don’t look so good. How many of those Taco Bell seafood salads did you have?
Hey bra. Like… three.
Bro. You. Do. Not. Eat. Seafood. From. Taco. Bell! You’re 💯 gonna get the Pop Rocks Poots!