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Porter Robinson is a a North Carolina DJ who, despite being only 19, has risen to fame very quickly.
He is one of the best DJ's to walk to this planet with his variety of styles. He primarily produces in the electro house genre, but has recently begun working with dubstep and moombahton as well.
He has released a variety of original singles on Glamara Records/Massive 808s and Big Fish Recordings. His first single, "Say My Name", was an enormous success, landing at #1 on Beatport's Electro-House chart. In the summer of 2011 he signed with OWSLA, a new label operated by Skrillex to release his first EP entitled Spitfire. Spitfire reached the number one spot on the albums chart a day after its release on Beatport.
As a DJ, he has toured internationally and performed alongside artists including Deadmau5, Tiesto, David Guetta, LMFAO, Skrillex, Diplo, Moby, Afrojack, Dada Life, Gareth Emery, Felguk and many more.
He is also EXTREMELY attractive and probably one of the hottest DJ's currently on the scene.
kid #1 - have you listened to Porter Robinson's new album
kid #2 - Hellz yeah i have, he is an AMAZING dj!
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A underrated musician/rapper who has lots of talent.
That guy is some Roderick Porter
That guy is going to be the next Roderick Porter
A small city full of gated communities north of Los Angeles that has million dollar homes within 1 mile of the fucking dumpy ass retail hell shitbox better known as WalMart. The idiot ass realtors of the Porter Ranch area, want it to be compared to a city like Beverly Hills, only instead of Rodeo Drive adorned with Tiffany, Louis Vuitton, Cartier, it has Rinaldi Ave adorned with WalMart, Famous Footwear, and Sport Chalet! Bottom line, it's Northridge, but pimpier because it has a golf course.
Jack: I live in Porter Ranch.
Sam: Oh, Northridge.
Jack: NO. PORTER RANCH.
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A firm American who wants to keep everyone safe.
He laughs at my jokes but knows he has to beat my ass or else he will get fired.
He also just might have a small penis.
Tim Porter- “I’M DOING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!”
Aaron Porter was the president of the UK NUS from 2010-2011 during the period of huge student protest. He basically declaimed the protests without thought, then supported them without actually helping at all, then took credit for actions he had actually impeded. He referred to himself as "dithering" during this time. He then proceded to make nice with the Labour party with the intention of, like most NUS presidents past, seamlessly transitioning into a role as an MP. To do an Aaron Porter is then to be a totally ineffective political liberal careerist who wouldn't know politics if it beat him up.
Don't be such an Aaron Porter!
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A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously. The giver feels similar to Tom Cruise.
Hey mom, u wanna help me out with this porter blump?
I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho
That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit.
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A super intelligent human being who plays all his games on 100 CC and is better than everyone else.
Hunter porter "I PLAY ON 100CC"