Bull Potty

when a basketball team blows a 10 or more point lead and loses the game. it is considered a bull potty.

did you see the bull potty last night It was so crazy.

potty thumbs

A name given to somebody who repeatedly texts or sends e-mails whilst taking a crap.

Joe: Where's Bill?
Jon: He's taking a dump
Joe: What a potty thumbs, he was just texting me
Jon: Gross!

Potty Trained

Something Amber Heard is not.

If Amber Heard's parents potty trained her properly, then maybe she wouldn't have shit on her and Johnny Depp's bed.

Potty Flop

The action of incomplete sitting upon a toilet in the aftermath of a leg workout. Often painful, this effect can last for 1-3 days. Depending on the severity of the potty flop, the afflicted trainee may get as little as 20 degrees into a knee bend before giving up and bruising their buttocks on the toilet seat.

"Those ass-to-grass squats gave me such bad potty flop! I didn't get halfway down before falling!"

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port-a-potty

noun The correct spelling for that portable plastic toilet you see outdoors at sporting events, the park, construction sites, the sn00p dogg concert, etc.

when it gets cold out, you might find a homeless person sleeping in the port-a-potty

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Potty pants

A term often used to describe "toilet training pants" for children. A child making the transition between diapers and training pants, is at the potty pants stage. Potty pants describes actual training pants, (thermal knit soakers).

The next door neighbours toddler was outside playing in a pair of potty pants the other day.

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Porka-Potty

The act of having sexual experiences/intercourse in a porta potty (porta-john, porta-loo, portable toilet, public toilet, etc.). This is usually the result of extreme horniness and having no other place to hook up. This type of sex is gross, smelly, and humid because of the feces in the tank and the lack of ventilation. (verb) (noun)

Example #1:
Boy: Yeah my girlfriend and I were uber horny last night and had nowhere to go to have sex so we just went into the porta potty and porka-pottied.

Example #2:
Girl: I never thought this would happen but my boyfriend and I pulled of a porka-potty.

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