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A greeting used to proclaim one's intention to kill based on past murders. More specifically, if you happen to be in the movie The Princess Bride.
Person 1: Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)
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These are the words said by the pilot on the intercom right before takeoff.
"Cabin crew, prepare for takeoff."
"Cabin crew, prepare for landing"
A phrase that could also be used 'SIMP'
' hey i gtg, have a test tomorrow simp (so i must prepare)
A phrase used when dreading an uncomfortable situation.
Jane: Hey Dave what's got you all balled up?
Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.
A funny butt care line that is all about healing bootys. They are very dependable and will always have your back(side).
Dang this Preparation H really got my booty out here healthy and thriving!
Preparating means preparing to procrastinate and getting mentally ready to put something off until the last minute.
Last week instead of studying for my test, I began preparating. My test is tomorrow at noon, and I think I’ll study in the morning...
Something done before foreplay to prepare for sex. Usually done by men.
Chad: YO HENRY IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT!!!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!