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A greeting used to proclaim one's intention to kill based on past murders. More specifically, if you happen to be in the movie The Princess Bride.
Person 1: Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)
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A phrase used when dreading an uncomfortable situation.
Jane: Hey Dave what's got you all balled up?
Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.
A slang word for "are you ready to die?"
Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"
These are the words said by the pilot on the intercom right before takeoff.
"Cabin crew, prepare for takeoff."
"Cabin crew, prepare for landing"
The section of a suburban grocery store that attracts price-insensitive lazy people who are oblivious to the fact that they are about to eat the equivalent of someone else’s leftovers in a plastic box with a price tag.
Wow, that pan of cauliflower mac and cheese casserole looks dope! And, it’s only $13.99/pound. Better get me some. “Yo, bruv. How ‘bout a scoop a dat? No, prepared food department man. Not the burnt edge one. Not the one in the cheesewater puddle either. I ain’t playin’!”
A funny butt care line that is all about healing bootys. They are very dependable and will always have your back(side).
Dang this Preparation H really got my booty out here healthy and thriving!
Preparating means preparing to procrastinate and getting mentally ready to put something off until the last minute.
Last week instead of studying for my test, I began preparating. My test is tomorrow at noon, and I think I’ll study in the morning...