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Someone calling handsfree with an ear-chip or earcuffs who falsely assumes s/he's alone in an elevator, bus or public space, causing sonic environmental harm.
The woman was shouting at her invisible interlocutor, and people started turning pale, nauseated by this sudden sonic privacy leak.
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Usually occurs to one who lives in an apartment building with a shared laundry facility. When a person goes down to the laundry room, they will often if not always find that their clothes have been taken out of either the washer or the dryer and has been scattered all over the floor or piled angrily in a corner to free the laundry machines and make way for someone else's tastless and soiled clothes.
The victim will often feel as though their privacy has been invaded knowing that strangers have rummaged through their clothes and under garments, how awful!
A: Oh my, Laundry Privacy Invasion rates have been on the rise!
B: I know! I had to get security cameras installed because I had TWO invasions last week! The worst part is that last time I arrived at the scene, my boxers with Sylvester the cat prints on em' were missing....
A: You gotta watch out man, whoever took em' prolly has your SIN number, all the PINs to your bank accounts, your medical records etc. by now!
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A fictitious regulation supposedly making law enforecement officials unable to persecute you for your collection of pirated videos. Started by internet media 'traders' to protect themselves against being reported to officals, it is now a euphemisim for no one really caring enough about your stash of bootlegged movies to do anything about it.
As Quoted From An Actual Trader's site:
"If you enter this site with intention to use the information herein to prosecute any person affiliated with this site, you are violating Code 341.322.12 of the Internet Privacy Act of 1995 which stipulates that none may threaten my ISP or any other company hosting these pages."
Clueless Person: "Wait, I thought this movie wasn't out on DVD yet."
Trader: "No worries, I'm protected under the Internet Privacy Act of 1995."
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some shit no one reads but gets spam from all the time
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Ugh, YES, Urban Dictionary! I have read and agree to the Privacy Policy!
Urban Dictionary: "Definitions are subject to our terms of service and privacy policy."
User: "Cool."
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You've already typed out urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog, define.php?term=, Type any word..., and Top Definition, but you're still so bored i want to die, so you have to search what's on the right side of the dictionary.
Raven: dude stop saying you're bored. Get up and do somethin'.
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