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When you wake up and your penis is stuck to your leg
Travis Veth has peesh problems
Psychological issues experienced by women who mostly have their act together but nonetheless have some problems stemming from their relationships with their father; daddy issues for women who are not insane sluts; the classy version of daddy issues.
"The female CEO of that company sure is successful, but I think she has some father problems."
the 2nd track off of taylor swift’s 9th album, evermore.
champagne problems is one of the best tracks on evermore.
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When a girl does not have a father figure in her life leaving her to fall hard for most guys she talks to trying to fill the missing spot of a father. She lets guys take advantage of this and would still put up with any guy that did this to her.
Person 1: She just met him and she already obssesed and all over him.
Person 2: yeah, she has daddy problems
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champagne problems is the second track on Taylor swift’s album evermore. It’s a song where longtime college sweethearts had very different plans for the same night, one to end it all and one who brought a ring. This song shows how the girl deals with mental issues which she describes as champagne problems and she sings about how she left her lover standing and turned him down when he proposed. She is sure that the boy will find the right girl someday and that girl will never leave him standing like she did, that girl will patch up his tapestry which she shred. She is sure that someday he’ll marry that girl and he won’t remember her and her champagne problems. Lyrics like: ,,This dorm was once a madhouse” I made a joke “well it’s made for me”
Show that she gave him hints about her mental illness and she joked about it in order to deal with it- to hide all her champagne problems.
When you’re listening to champagne problems you’ll feel it, you’ll feel the sadness, the pain and the lost love and lost hope . You’ll feel just like you experienced the same because Taylor swift ,my dear, is the best songwriter of our generation and makes me want to experience such a heartbreak too. Also the piano played by William Bowery (😉)makes you feel even more pain and makes you feel like that pain will last for evermore but it doesn’t, unless you listen to champagne problems on repeat- like me, I’m in pain but I love it.
Girl : I have champagne problems
Boy :you mean the song by Taylor swift?
Girl: no I mean I have champagne problems
Boy: so the song is really good isn’t it ?
Girl: ...yeah...it is
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An Ego Problem is when a person acts like a massive dick (regardless of gender) because they think that they're better than their peers around them, when in reality they're another fucking loser that believes they have more friends, money, fame/clout etc.
Man, Michael has a huge Ego Problem. I can't believe Michael still thinks that we're his friends because we acted nice to him; or that his Good Will jacket makes him look rich.
The Problem Internet is the side of the web content creation landscape that generates click-bait articles discussing the problems of various (read that as "normally topical & highly-relevant") issues going on in the world. The Problem Internet also wants you to know that everything you know is wrong, or in some instances, why what you thought was wrong is actually the problem with Internet culture in 2016.
Me: "The Atlantic has a wonderful write-up on why everything I know about boiling an egg is wrong."
You: "Ugh, the Problem Internet strikes again."