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One who, when advised that today is the first day of the rest of his life, replies, no, that's tomorrow.
Apparently procrastinator has to be in this sentence or this submission won't go through.
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A philosophy based on the premise that ignoring problems will make them go away.
He was an ardent follower of procrastination.
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The art of putting things off till you absolutely need to do them. Often by the motivation of a due date or someone constantly bitching to you past the point of human tolerance.
When I procrastinate my homework I feel good knowing the night before was spent getting trashed.
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The act of going on urbandictionary to merely look up the word 'procrastination', and then go further and define it, whilst knowing that you're wasting time and need to be getting shit done.
procrastination at it's finest.
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Establishing an environment in which the creative juices can flow.
My best work is always done at the last minute, whether it be working on a project or studying for a test. I just take my time, and the ideas begin to flow.
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Leaving things off until the very last minute, or completely blowing them off, regardless of the consequences.
Procrastination is knowing you have a really important paper due tomorrow, but you just can't find the motivation to do the work. It's already 3 am, and you still haven't done anything. Then you decide you're too tired and go to bed, figuring it won't be that bad to turn it in a day late. This situation can repeat itself many a time.
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The consumption of food undertaken to avoid a dull or arduous task, irrespective of hunger levels or the time of day.
Mark: Man, this History paper's taking me forever...I could go for some Guacamole and Spicy Salsa dip on crackers...
John: Dude, you ate lunch half an hour ago. Quit ProcrastinEating and get back into it!
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