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Someone who has a high pitched laugh with the supersonic equivalent to that of a pterodactyl roar
I was watching Grown-ups until aunt Betty had to fuck it up with her pterodactyl cackle
during sex, the male being on top, grabs the blankets and spreads them out behind his back like wings and flaps and screeches like a pterodactyl
dude i gave Alison the screeching pterodactyl last night.
how did that go
not so well she broke up with me today
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A sound that emits from the mouth of one or more females when they run into one another after not seeing each other for no more than 2 hours. Even worse when the two females have not seen each other in months.
Observer #1: "WTF is that noise coming from those girls?"
Observer #2: "That my friend is the pterodactyl greeting for when two girls haven't seen each other since their first class of the day." (Observer #2 proceeds to flap their arms like a pterodactyl and mimic the screeching of the prehistoric beast.)
The title given to a person who has reached a sufficient level of inebriation to display a demeanor of super badassery. Signs of reaching this state include flapping your arms like wings and screeching. Badass Pterodactyls usually feel as though they are capable of achieving great feats and may attempt to perform stunts that normal drunk people won't even do.
John: Hey dude, you totally were a Badass Pterodactyl last night. You jumped on top of a car and started roaring and trying to fly away.
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When you are having sex with your lady and you flip her over and insert salad tongs in her butthole so you get a nice gaping target in which to simultaneously urinate and pour Tabasco Sauce into.
That chick was so cool she even let me finish her off with the spicy pterodactyl!
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When an individual with a love for pterodactyls has an prehistoric reptilian impulse so strong that SCREEEAAEEEERRRRAAAARCGGGHHHEH
"Hey, how was Jurassic Park III?"
"I liked when SCREAEVFHEJBCJKFJVA"
*turns into a pterodactyl and flies gracefully into the night sky*
"Damn, he's gone pterodactyl time again."
a combination of two sexual moves, skiing and pterodactyl, it involves a woman jacking off 4 guys at once while giving another a blowjob.
Eric, Kyle, and Ryan were getting a pterodactyl from brittany when Luke and Joe showed up. So Ryan told that bitch to grab a scarf and some gloves cuz it was skiing pterodactyl time.
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