tactical puke

Discreetly throwing up from excessive consumption of alcohol whilst still having control, in order to carry on drinking and get on with the night.

I should go to the toilets to take a tactical puke before I'm too wasted!

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Puking rainbows

(pyooking reyn-bohs)
1. to vomit rainbows at the sight of something amazing on teh internet.

2. To be overwhelmed with cuteness that you puke rainbows.

Antonym: vomiting

Please don't use this(or any) meme outside of the internet.

Cuteness overload, I'm puking rainbows.
or
I can't believe I got a reply from (insert celebrity's name here) *pukes rainbows

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puke-a-palozza

When one person pukes and it starts a chain reaction.
usually after a night of heavy drinking

Oh HELL no.. not puke-a-palozza. What did you eat? Pasta salad?!

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joy puke

The act of being so happy or joyful that you spontaneously puke

"Dude I made an A on my Exam I Joy Puked all over the place...best day of my life"

choke and puke

Any restaurant/eatery that serves less than appetizing food. First used by Jerry Reed's character "Snowman" in the movie Smokey and the Bandit.

I'm gonna stop at the service station, gas up and grab some grub at the choke and puke

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sympathy puke

The urge to vomit upon seeing, hearing, or smelling someone else vomit.

"I thought I was gonna sympathy puke when Dave blew chunks all over the floor."

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puke organ

An organ in the body doctors have yet to find. It's function is to store the products expelled during a good puke. It is filled with sausage, peppers, tomato skins, ziti's, meat chunks and various alcohol type fluids such as beer and vodka. The organ assures that you will have a productive puke when you drink a little too much and not just have the dry heaves.

Let me go to the buffet to eat something to refill my puke organ.

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