On october 18 there will be the annual school purge make sure to being ur rulers and glue sticks its a fun time where everyone hits eachother with school supplies from a cello board to a chair to a crayon ur choice π
β imma hit sammy with a ruler because tomorrow is school purge dayβ
When performing cunnilingus on a lady with a generous pantsbeard and an errant pubic hair lodges in the throat, causing gagging and sometimes the voiding of the stomach's contents.
My date's generous pantsbeard resulted in a little unexpected nighttime minge & purge.
Synaptic transmission no longer functioning in ones brain due to intense stupidity, said to be contagious and communicable. Once caught, a person retains their previous knowledge, however is unable to acquire anything further.
iβve heard Luke caught the brain purge off Liv, it wouldnβt of happened if sheβd stayed in quarantine!
On July 17, from 12 AM to 12 PM, there is a facebook purge where everyone posts nudes that they have gotten on facebook and tag the person in the nude in the post. Thy use #facebookpurge or post it in the facebook purge group on facebook.
"Hey becky, you got a pretty nice body"
"What!?"
"Oh you must of missed the facebook purge yesterday, check youre facebook sugartits"
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When someone finds out your reddit username, and you are forced to remove your confession bear memes and other questionable content.
I lost over 5000 karma in the great purge of 2013
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To release fecal matter from your rectum.
I went to the restroom for a rectal purge session.
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On Luly the 19th all thots/hoes/squallys/sluts will be exposed to what they really are. It is only for 24 hours.
"Omgee Girl! You heard about that twitter purge?"
"Nah, Why?"
"Well You need to hit up your girl Ashley before her feelings get hurt. They exposing thots all day"
"Well she's fucked..."
"My point exactly. She better delete her twitter or something."
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